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Captain Jack Harkness here! Con man, soldier, time agent, leader of Torchwood. People think I'm some kind of hero. For now I'm travelling through space and time with a brilliant being called The Doctor.

Who know's what's going to happen next?

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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: You do have a nice bottom, but I know better than to disrespect it.

Oh, Jack you’re too sweet. And I wouldn’t torture you…at least not in the way that you’re thinking.
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: *hug* I missed you too, babe.

-smirks- Of course you missed me, and if your hands go any lower I might have to hurt you. -winks-
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: I’d be disappointed in myself if I hadn’t managed to bag a few on my way out!

-hugs him- I missed you Jack.
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: If it isn’t allowed, do you really think I care?

Nope, I’m sure you did a few guards there as well.
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: Well, there was that one sexy white collar criminal….

I’m sure you two had a lot of fun… wait is that even allowed in prison though?
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: Because they are terrible, terrible people who don’t understand my needs.

And did anyone try to meet those needs in the prison -waggles eyebrows-
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: Hohoho! I WISH! Sadly, I wasn’t so lucky. Life isn’t a TV show.

Well that’s no fun, how dare they put you in a prison where no one is good looking.
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: Sometimes a man has to serve time in federal prison! Not my fault. Well it is, but they let me off once they figured out I was Torchwood.

Oh, was it filled with attractive inmates like on that Prisonbreak show.
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xoxoladyloki replied to your post: Jack? Are alive or should I start calling next of kin?

Yeah well you’ve been gone for a while so I just thought I’d make sure
xoxoladyloki said: Jack? Are alive or should I start calling next of kin?

Why would I be dead…..? That’s impossible!